“Anyway, I hear the expression ‘eats like a bird’ - it-it’s really a fals-fals-fals-falsity.”
Dinner
Stapler just can’t wait until Easter
Eat the carrot, milk carton. Eat the carrot.
It’s lunch time! Don’t forget to snap some pictures and submit yourself feeding objects.
When hammer time and lunch time are the same.
You eat that bean THIS INSTANT, Joyce Carol Oats!
GIVE FRANKENSTEIN JELLY NOW PLEASE!
(tongue joke goes here)